It’s time to do the Friday dance………

Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. […]

Keep going its nearly the weekend………………………

Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as 4’s? Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do Typhoo employees take coffee breaks? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken? If the […]

……do cows have calf muscles? ……do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets? ……would a fly without wings be called a walk? ……isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? ……is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? ……is it called a “building” when it is already built? […]

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it “Housework.” 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?” 6. Calmly answer, “Yes.” Feel better? Works for me!

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation? 2. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? 3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there. 4. If a cow laughed, would […]