1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
    a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
    fries with that.

3. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it “IN”.

4. Specify that your Drive-through order is “To Go”.

5. When the money comes out of the ATM scream “I Won, I Won”

6. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
    yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!”

7. Tell your children over dinner “due to the economy, we are
    going to have to let one of you go”.

8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, once everyone has
    gotten over their caffeine addiction switch to Espresso.

9. Don’t use any punctuation.

10. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.