Archive for January, 2006

31st 2006f January, 2006


Posted by Kim in General at 9:16 pm | Permanent Link

Hands up everyone whose sick of those annoying ‘I’m not selling anything’ phone calls in the middle of your tea Well here’s a few come backs which will have them hanging up on you! 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some […]

30th 2006f January, 2006


Posted by Kim in Fun at 11:07 pm | Permanent Link
29th 2006f January, 2006

Oh Yes!!!!!

Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:26 pm | Permanent Link

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter –ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren’t able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching […]

25th 2006f January, 2006

New Work Rules

Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:35 pm | Permanent Link
24th 2006f January, 2006

Animal Jokes……

Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:32 pm | Permanent Link

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “dam” What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other “I’ll man the guns, you drive” A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s […]

22nd 2006f January, 2006

Psychiatric Help Phone Menu

Posted by Kim in Fun at 6:18 pm | Permanent Link

Psychiatric Help Phone Menu Thank for calling this line……….please select from the following options:- If you are obsessive compulsive… 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant…..ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities… press 3,4,5 and 6. If you are paranoid….we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the […]

21st 2006f January, 2006

Which Johnny Depp Are You?

Posted by Kim in Games at 10:02 pm | Permanent Link

Click on the pic to take this little quiz to find out which Johnny Depp you are….