Archive for February, 2006

28th 2006f February, 2006

Igloo Building

Posted by Kim in Fun at 11:12 pm | Permanent Link
27th 2006f February, 2006


Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:25 pm | Permanent Link

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]

26th 2006f February, 2006

A Few Things To Ponder About…

Posted by Kim in General at 9:48 pm | Permanent Link

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation? 2. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? 3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there. 4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? 5. Whatever happened […]

23rd 2006f February, 2006

Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Posted by Kim in General at 10:00 pm | Permanent Link

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman’s Day, Remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used […]

21st 2006f February, 2006

Alcohol Warning Labels

Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:58 pm | Permanent Link

1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and […]

20th 2006f February, 2006

Snakes and PCs

Posted by Kim in Fun at 11:21 pm | Permanent Link
15th 2006f February, 2006

Johnny Depp Film Quiz Answers

Posted by Kim in Quiz at 9:42 pm | Permanent Link

So how many did you get click here to find out.

14th 2006f February, 2006

Happy Valentines Day

Posted by Kim in General at 12:10 am | Permanent Link
13th 2006f February, 2006

Elephant Jokes

Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:21 pm | Permanent Link

Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes? Because the white ones always get dirty. Why do elephants float in the river upside-down? To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet. Why do ducks have flat feet? For stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? For stamping out flaming ducks. Why do […]

12th 2006f February, 2006

Snowball Poem

Posted by Kim in General at 5:39 pm | Permanent Link