Need a laugh? I discovered these genuine insurance claims submissions,
just goes to prove that people don’t check what they’ve written….

1. I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head
through it.

2. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of time before
I hit him.

3. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

4. I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof
of my car.

5. When I saw I could not avoid a collision, Istepped on the gas and crashed
into the other car.

6. The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.

7. I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised
the car was on fire so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.

8. I drove my truck under a bridge and it didn’t fit.

9. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.

10. Q. Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A. Travelled by bus?