Just to prove that doctors are human and make mistakes like all the
rest of us, here are some patient chart notes which allegedly came
from actual medical records as dictated by physicians….

1. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he
was feeling better

2. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
be depressed.

3. The patient refused an autopsy.

4. The patient has no past history of suicides.

5. The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

6. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate
directions in early December.

7. The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

8. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane
ran out of gas and crashed.

9. She is numb from her toes down.

10. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.