A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his
dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde
woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side
of the road and pulls over.She steps out of the car and asks the man
what’s wrong. “I feel terrible,” he explains, “I accidentally hit this
rabbit and killed it.” The blonde says, “Don’t worry.” She runs to her
car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit
stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another
10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
“What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?” The woman
turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says…
> >
> >(Are you ready for this?)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(Are you sure?)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(This is bad!)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(Last chance)
> >
> >
> >
> >(OK, here it is)
> >
> >
> >
It says,

Hair Spray – Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.”