You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can
also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are
often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable
and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they’re constantly being looked at
and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old
lines for picking up people.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly
changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be
lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to
push, he just keeps trying.