It’s official, John Lydon quit jungle life at 12:30 local time (2:30 UK.) As of yet ITV are refusing to confirm the reason why and speculation is rife. Jordan’s boyfriend has now arrived in Australia and is apparently planning to break into camp and stake his claim. Perhaps he should watch yesterday’s programme before he […]

The following are all genuine replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details: 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I […]

We’ve done it again…got ourselves hooked on yet another reality tv show..we really must get out more. In saying that daytime tv isn’t actually giving it alot of competition. I must admit I’ve been impressed with their performances on the bush tucker trials, I expected the success rate to be a lot lower especially when […]

Told you it was addictive…can’t beat the 323.5 record though try as I might. Steve on the other hand would not be beaten…he browsed…he found…and he conquered… click on the pic to see how he did it.

Megan was ecstatic this morning when the promised snow actually arrived…..and she finally got to build another snowman…..

Official figures realeased this month confirmed that we have become a nation of text addicts We sent 20.5 billion messages last year (the equivalent of 55 million every day), a twentyfold increase in five years. Experts say the figure will reach 23 billion this year. Texts overtook phone calls as the favoured means of contacting […]

Click on the pic to try a bit of Pingu bashing……. The score to beat seems to be 323.5.

After being “no gutsed” by Steve, I treated myself to a new toy this weekend… For anyone hesitating about upgrading from the Game Boy Advance to the Advance SP dither no more. The SP is far superior to the Advance and well worth the outlay. The 2.9 TFT reflective screen, although comparing the specs is […]

A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike their English counterparts, nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. “House” in French, is feminine-“la maison” “Pencil” in French, is masculine-“le crayon” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her […]

Steve is constantly moaning about the state of the buses he drives, but it could be worse…………