Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you? Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car Step 2. Drive VERY FAST Step 3. Watch people freak out. Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real. . . . . . . . . .

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point     a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down. 2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want     fries with that. 3. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it “IN”. […]

Just to prove that doctors are human and make mistakes like all the rest of us, here are some patient chart notes which allegedly came from actual medical records as dictated by physicians…. 1. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better 2. The patient is tearful […]

Here we go again. Definitely a more interesting bunch than last year, can’t see this lot being the best of friends. Well I’m not one to be rash…….but Dan to win!!

J.K. Rowling has set up her own official website. Click on the picture below to have a look…. Excellent site…..hopefully she will keep it updated regularly as promised.

And yet another way to waste a few minutes of your life on….. click on the pic to play

You’ve got to try this one, very very addictive…. I’m off for some more…

* I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. * Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. * Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? * I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a    police officer. * Bad cop! No doughnut! * […]