21st 2005f June, 2005

Zen Sarcasm

Posted by Kim in Fun at 9:44 pm | Permanent Link

1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and a leaky tire.

2. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal
your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be

5. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.

6. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else .

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

8. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple
of car payments .

9. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them you’re a mile away and
you have their shoes.

10. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Comments are closed.