Archive for October, 2005

26th 2005f October, 2005

Zen Sarcasm Part 2

Posted by Kim in Fun at 9:15 pm | Permanent Link

1. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 2. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else . 3. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. 4. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 5. If at first […]

17th 2005f October, 2005

Management…

Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:08 pm | Permanent Link

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me ? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, […]

11th 2005f October, 2005

Cut Backs!!!

Posted by Kim in Fun at 9:00 pm | Permanent Link

Dear Colleagues There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the board as far as the servers & personal computers go. The goal is to remove all laptop computers by January 2006 and all desktops computers by February 2006 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the business. […]

4th 2005f October, 2005

From The Mouths of Babes

Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:27 pm | Permanent Link

A primary school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb…… Strike while the …………………………………….insect is close. Never underestimate the power of……………………….ants. Don’t bite the hand that………………………………looks dirty. Better to be safe than………………………………..punch […]