11th 2005f October, 2005

Cut Backs!!!

Posted by Kim in Fun at 9:00 pm | Permanent Link

Dear Colleagues

There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across
the board as far as the servers & personal computers go.

The goal is to remove all laptop computers by January 2006 and all
desktops computers by February 2006 as a part of the ongoing
cost-cutting around the business.

Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There
are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No boot-up problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
4. No more worries about power cuts.
5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
6. Simple user interface
7. Compact and ideal for roaming users and field workers
8. Hardened OS means its virus and spyware free
9. Similar spec across the whole range.

FAQs from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q : My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What’s the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on myEtch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.


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