24th 2006f January, 2006

Animal Jokes……

Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:32 pm | Permanent Link

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says “dam”

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other “I’ll man the guns, you drive”

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s
cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him”.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks
his teeth. Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s really heavy”

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