13th 2006f February, 2006

Elephant Jokes

Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:21 pm | Permanent Link

Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?
Because the white ones always get dirty.

Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?
To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.

Why do ducks have flat feet?
For stamping out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
For stamping out flaming ducks.

Why do giraffes have long necks?
For spitting on burning elephants.

How do you stop an elephant from passing through the
eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in its tail.

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