26th 2006f February, 2006

A Few Things To Ponder About…

Posted by Kim in General at 9:48 pm | Permanent Link

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is
that considered a hostage situation?

2. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges
didn’t live there.

4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

5. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

6. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

7. I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long
I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”

8. So what’s the speed of dark?

9. War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.

10. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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