1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that
considered a hostage situation?

2. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?

3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t
live there.

4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

5. Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money
they already know you don’t have?

6. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

7. I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I’d be
gone. I said, “The whole time.”

8. So what’s the speed of dark?

9. War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.

10. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?