1. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 2. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else . 3. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. 4. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 5. If at first […]

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me ? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, […]

Dear Colleagues There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the board as far as the servers & personal computers go. The goal is to remove all laptop computers by January 2006 and all desktops computers by February 2006 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the business. […]

A primary school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb…… Strike while the …………………………………….insect is close. Never underestimate the power of……………………….ants. Don’t bite the hand that………………………………looks dirty. Better to be safe than………………………………..punch […]

Hope all your dreams came true…… (Here’s to the ‘naughty 40s’) Love u Kim and Megan xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hope you had a “magical” birthday love Kim, Steve & Megan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm and then bring it in to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how I am doing. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising […]

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Jamie Loooouuuuu Happy Birthday to yooooouuuu Have a great day Love and hugs and stuff Kim, Steve and Megan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Happy Birthday Mum/Nanny Have a great birthday…..take it easy…put those feet up! See u later Love Kim, Steve and big hugs from Megan xxx

Well the chef has gone….they never think of that when they’re nominating!! bye bye Roberto…..first one I’ll actually miss