How to Tell Your Flying Over Africa
Posted by Kim in Fun at 2:39 pm | 
1. Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. 2. Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 3. Your place or mine? Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. 4. So, what do you do for a living? I’m […]
Ever gone into an exam without revising……..
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation. Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon […]
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]
1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and […]