Archive for the 'Fun' Category
Posted by Kim in Fun at 2:39 pm | Permanent Link
Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines
Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:42 pm | Permanent Link
1. Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. 2. Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 3. Your place or mine? Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. 4. So, what do you do for a living? I’m […]
Exams
Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:03 pm | Permanent Link
Ever gone into an exam without revising……..
Three Men and a Lady
Posted by Kim in Fun at 9:43 pm | Permanent Link
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]
“Tenjewberrymuds”
Posted by Kim in Fun at 12:30 am | Permanent Link
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation. Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon […]
Men!!
Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:25 pm | Permanent Link
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]
Alcohol Warning Labels
Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:58 pm | Permanent Link
1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and […]