Archive for the 'Fun' Category

8th 2006f April, 2006

How to Tell Your Flying Over Africa

Posted by Kim in Fun at 2:39 pm | Permanent Link
5th 2006f April, 2006

Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:42 pm | Permanent Link

1. Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. 2. Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 3. Your place or mine? Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. 4. So, what do you do for a living? I’m […]

2nd 2006f April, 2006

Exams

Posted by Kim in Fun at 10:03 pm | Permanent Link

Ever gone into an exam without revising……..

21st 2006f March, 2006

Three Men and a Lady

Posted by Kim in Fun at 9:43 pm | Permanent Link

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]

7th 2006f March, 2006

Bottomless Pit!!

Posted by Kim in Fun at 9:32 pm | Permanent Link
5th 2006f March, 2006

“Tenjewberrymuds”

Posted by Kim in Fun at 12:30 am | Permanent Link

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation. Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon […]

28th 2006f February, 2006

Igloo Building

Posted by Kim in Fun at 11:12 pm | Permanent Link
27th 2006f February, 2006

Men!!

Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:25 pm | Permanent Link

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]

21st 2006f February, 2006

Alcohol Warning Labels

Posted by Kim in Fun at 8:58 pm | Permanent Link

1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and […]

20th 2006f February, 2006

Snakes and PCs

Posted by Kim in Fun at 11:21 pm | Permanent Link