Took Meg to the pictures this morning to see…

Click on the pic for more details and pictures.

It was very well done and got more than one giggle from Megan.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, and the only food she had
for her ten children was six potatoes.

How did she make sure that each child had an equal share?

Answer to follow shortly….

European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase
plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivill servants
willresieve this news with joy. Also the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”. Not
only will this klear up konfusion, but typwriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf”
20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government
will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”‘s in the languag is disgrasful,
and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and
“w” by “v”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining
“ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or
difikultisand evrivon vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

As promised the answers for the Disney Animal quiz can be found HERE

If you haven’t tried the quiz yet,then click on the pic below.

New quiz to follow shortly…..watch this space. 😆

The sequel to Penguin Swing has arrived.

Click on the picture for some more penguin slapping fun

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Hope you all have a day filled with love.

Megan has discovered Scooby Doo. She giggles her way through every episode and
thinks it’s even more amusing that her Mummy and Daddy used to watch it when they
were her age.

Scooby Doo is 35 years old this year with the first episode being screened in September
1969. The old “classics” really do stand the test of time.

A survey has revealed that Britain’s favorite whiff is bread.

Iceland surveyed 1,000 customers and the top ten smells were:-

1. bread
2. frying bacon
3. coffee
4. ironing
5. cut grass
6. babies
7. the sea
8. real Christmas trees
9. perfume
10. fish and chips

wot no chocolate………just me then

Classes Tonight – Please Sign Up

Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults – Sign-up by Jan. 30th
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each course will
accept a maximum of 8 participants.

TOPIC 1
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step, with slide presentation.

TOPIC 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion.

TOPIC 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND
AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group Practice.

TOPIC 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE
KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on Video.

TOPIC 6
LOSS OF IDENTITY : LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
Help line support and support groups.

TOPIC 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.

TOPIC 8
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape.

TOPIC 9
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testimonials.

TOPIC 10
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.

TOPIC 11
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS.
Online classes and role playing.

TOPIC 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 13
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES,
OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

TOPIC 14
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so
that they can be easily found.

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any survivors.

How well do you know Disney’s animal characters?

Click on the picture below and see how many you can name…