Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is
a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the
same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your
car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying
at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also
travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?
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Answer:
Get off the children’s Merry-Go-Round, you’re drunk

Have a very Happy Birthday

Love and kisses and stuff

Kim, Steve & big hugs from Megan xxxxx

Happy Father’s Day Dad(s)

Love and hugs and stuff

Kim and Megan
xxxxxxxxxxxx

Keep going its nearly the weekend………………………

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Happy Birthday to you!!!

Have a great day. See you later.

Love
Kim, Steve & Megan
xxxxxxx

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with sheets?

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……is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn
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……do they call them “apartments” when they are all stuck together?