Something I read this week… I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, “Do I click the square?” I said, “Yes.” She asked me, “Single click or double click?”

Now that looks like fun!!!

One of my fillings fell out a couple of weeks ago and I had to go back today to have it refilled. “What are you worried about?” says Hev (my sister-in-law and dental assistant) “its just a small filling, temporary out and new filling in, no problem”. Yeh…right. Turns out there was alot of decay […]

44 days later David Blaine amazingly walked from his box on Sunday. He’s 4 stone lighter, and has experienced shooting pains, dizziness, nausea and irregular heartbeats, has been pelted with eggs, burgers and balloons filled with pink paint and golf balls. “This has been one of the most inspirational experiences of my life,” – what […]

My Mum has been very poorly over the last week, but hopefully seems to be on the mend now. Get well soon Mum Love Kim and Steve xx Get better soon Nanny so we can play again. hugs and kisses Megan xxx

And these are questions asked by actual Lawyers, worrying isn’t it? Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: […]

Here are some actual court transcripts… Q. What is your date of birth? A. July fifteenth. Q. What year? A. Every year. Q. What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A. He said, “where am I Cathy?” Q. And why did that upset you? A. My name […]

Need a laugh? I discovered these genuine insurance claims submissions, just goes to prove that people don’t check what they’ve written…. 1. I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it. 2. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of […]

Well wouldn’t you know it, it’s my day off today, had loads to do, made a list and everything, get up this morning and….Meg is poorly. She has been fighting it off for a couple of days, but it finally got the better of her. Get well soon Meg. Big hugs xxx

We had a letter from school last week telling us that there had been complaints regarding the car parking situation. Apparently half of the Council car park that we have to park in has been sold off to offices and they have complained that they can’t park in the mornings because parents aren’t vacating their […]