HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it “Housework.” 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?” 6. Calmly answer, “Yes.” Feel better? Works for me!

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Now take another look……this is a chalk drawing on a FLAT pavement……amazing!!

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation? 2. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? 3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there. 4. If a cow laughed, would […]

1. Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. 2. Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 3. Your place or mine? Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. 4. So, what do you do for a living? I’m […]

Ever gone into an exam without revising……..

1. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end. 2. Men’s skin is 20% thicker than womens. That is why men seem to age slower than women. 3. Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow? Give it a try. 4. Most hampsters blink their […]