Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]

Megan took part in her first Irish Dance Competition today and was fantastic (sorry, proud parent moment!!) She was awarded 3rd in her first dance, two 2nds and 2nd in her Trophy dance. Well done Megan, we are very very proud of you xxxx

Happy Birthday Connor Have a great party tomorrow Love Kim, Steve & Megan xxxxx

Have a very Happy Birthday Meggie-Moo Hope all your wishes come true Love and lots and lots of hugs Mum xxxxx

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation. Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon […]

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” So…God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 […]

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation? 2. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? 3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there. 4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? 5. Whatever happened […]

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman’s Day, Remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used […]