Here are some actual court transcripts… Q. What is your date of birth? A. July fifteenth. Q. What year? A. Every year. Q. What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A. He said, “where am I Cathy?” Q. And why did that upset you? A. My name […]

Need a laugh? I discovered these genuine insurance claims submissions, just goes to prove that people don’t check what they’ve written…. 1. I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it. 2. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of […]

Megan and Jamie had a Fame Academy Final party last night, I’ve never seen so many banners…all for Alex…so they were a little thrilled to say the least when she won… She was by far the most talented person in the Academy and deserved to win it…but it doesn’t always work out that way…for once […]

Megan went out with a few of her friends to celebrate Rebecca’s birthday yesterday. They went to MacDonalds and then went to the cinema to watch Spy Kids 3D. She really enjoyed herself…. …then we took off for Blackpool with Jan, Jamie, Paula and Pete (Mike was babysitting the boiler.) The girls had a ride […]

Megan went to the fire station with Rainbows tonight (I went along to help…it had nothing to do with the uniforms…honest) 😉 They were shown a couple of videos and tried on some of the uniform. Then after the fire engine came back from a call out they all got to spray some water (Megan […]

Just watched The Man Who Sued God starring Billy Connolly an extremely amusing film especially when you work in insurance. Basically Billy’s boat gets struck by lightning and the insurance company refuse to pay out because it is considered an act of God…. so he decides to sue God. I won’t go into any further […]

Graham left work yesterday so we all went out for a chinese in Bramhall. I’m not a lover of Chinese food, but I must admit I really enjoyed the meal which was a mixture of different meats. I got to try things I wouldn’t normally order and washed them down with a vodka or two […]

We took Megan and Jamie to the Blue Planet Aquarium today, we hadn’t been before and I must say I was very impressed. I expected it to be rows of endless tanks that all start to look the same, where you struggle to find the animal that’s supposed to be inside. It has been very […]

Megan had a special night at Rainbows tonight. They started off the night with a chinese banquet, which according to Meg consisted of rice, prawn crackers and some fishie things. Then she went with her cousin Bekki into the Brownies to see some “real life owls”. All I’ve managed to get out of her about […]

Had an excellent night last night. It was Daniel’s leaving do at work and he decided he wanted to go to Rusholme for a curry. One of the people with us knew the owners so he ordered a variety of foods for us, which was good because I got to try things I wouldn’t normally […]