1. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 2. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else . 3. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. 4. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 5. If at first […]

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me ? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, […]

Dear Colleagues There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the board as far as the servers & personal computers go. The goal is to remove all laptop computers by January 2006 and all desktops computers by February 2006 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the business. […]

A primary school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb…… Strike while the …………………………………….insect is close. Never underestimate the power of……………………….ants. Don’t bite the hand that………………………………looks dirty. Better to be safe than………………………………..punch […]

1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 2. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. 4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you […]

If you have a weak stomach, then don’t read any further……. This is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper, taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his insides now on the outside. Click here to see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders.

Here are some famous last words…… “It’s a dud! It’s a dud! It’s a du…”. “What does this button do?” “Are you sure the power is off?” “Wheeeeeeeeee!” “Pull the pin and count to what?” “I wonder where the mother bear is.” “look ma! no hands!” “Let’s split up, we’ll cover more ground.” “I dunno, […]

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, […]