Now take another look……this is a chalk drawing on a FLAT pavement……amazing!!

1. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end. 2. Men’s skin is 20% thicker than womens. That is why men seem to age slower than women. 3. Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow? Give it a try. 4. Most hampsters blink their […]

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation? 2. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? 3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there. 4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? 5. Whatever happened […]

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman’s Day, Remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used […]

Hands up everyone whose sick of those annoying ‘I’m not selling anything’ phone calls in the middle of your tea Well here’s a few come backs which will have them hanging up on you! 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some […]

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm and then bring it in to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how I am doing. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising […]

Well the chef has gone….they never think of that when they’re nominating!! bye bye Roberto…..first one I’ll actually miss

Bye bye Sam, definitely won’t miss that laugh….