22nd September, 2007

Happy Birthday Steve

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Have a great day

Lots of love and kissie stuff
Kim and lots and lots of hugs from Meggie Moo
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13th March, 2007

The Bargain

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On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks
past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”

The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only
ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?” And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: “Entertain
people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a
twenty-year life span.”

The monkey said: “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty
long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog
did?” And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: “You must go into
the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have
calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family For this, I will
give you a life span of sixty years.”

The cow said: “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: “Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”

But man said: “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?”
“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks
to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you…

4th February, 2007

Male or female?

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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can
also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are
often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable
and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they’re constantly being looked at
and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old
lines for picking up people.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly
changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be
lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to
push, he just keeps trying.

27th January, 2007

Happy Chocolate Cake Day

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Wow if ever there was a day dedicated to Megan, this is it…….

23rd January, 2007

More Useless Facts

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a) You can’t sneeze in your sleep.

b) Pigs can get a suntan.

c) Alfred Hitchcock had no bellybutton.

d) Venus rotates in the opposite direction from the other planets.

e) On average, there are about 100 lightning strikes every second worldwide.

f) It is not possible to fold a piece of paper in half more than seven times.

g) We are born with 350 bones, and die with 206.

h) Twelve cows are known as a “flink.”

i) One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

j) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.

and finally…..

k) “Spheno Palatine Gangleoneuralgia” is the technical term for an
ice cream headache…….bit of a mouthful think I’ll stick with “brain
freeze”.

20th January, 2007

Post Haste

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Notice Has Been Posted

11th January, 2007

Now Where Did I Park It?????

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10th January, 2007

Cool Car!!

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7th January, 2007

Life Begins at 40…….

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A BIG BIG thank you to everyone who helped to make my birthday
a fantastic day……week actually.

Thank you for all my wonderful pressies

I hope everyone had an enjoyable time too.

…….and a Happy New Year to you all.

13th December, 2006

How to Report a Robbery!!

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