1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and […]

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Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes? Because the white ones always get dirty. Why do elephants float in the river upside-down? To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet. Why do ducks have flat feet? For stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? For stamping out flaming ducks. Why do […]

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Two peanuts walk into a bar, One was a salted. A jumper-lead walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry – we don’t serve food in here.” A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a […]