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Now take another look……this is a chalk drawing on a FLAT
pavement……amazing!!

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that
considered a hostage situation?

2. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?

3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t
live there.

4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

5. Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money
they already know you don’t have?

6. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

7. I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I’d be
gone. I said, “The whole time.”

8. So what’s the speed of dark?

9. War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.

10. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

1. Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

2. Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

3. Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

4. So, what do you do for a living?
I’m a female impersonator.

5. Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Do not enter.

6. If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

7. Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

8. I would go to the end of the world for you.
But would you stay there?

Ever gone into an exam without revising……..

1. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at
only one end.

2. Men’s skin is 20% thicker than womens. That is why men seem
to age slower than women.

3. Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow? Give it a try.

4. Most hampsters blink their eyes independently of each other.

5. There are approximately 250,000 sweat glands in your feet,
and they sweat as much as 8 ounces of moisture per day.

6. A person who is lost in the woods and starving can obtain
nourishment by chewing on his shoes. Leather has enough
nutritional value to sustain life for a short time.

7.When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles
per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a
millionth of a second.

8. Most internet ads are clicked on at 12:00 AM.

9. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in
Renaissance Florence to shave them off.

10. The average human is 1 centimeter taller in the morning
then they are in the evening. Your spine compresses over the
day and decompresses at night.